What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:20

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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From Russia With Love

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Goldfinger

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

Moonraker

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Ah so!”

A View to a Kill

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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